we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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