we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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