I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i will never coherently bang her
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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