Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Oh god it's open bar.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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