I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
as a side note pls kill me
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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