But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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