What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize