is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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