Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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