sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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