Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
tell me about the eggs
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