i just google imaged poop.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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