i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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