i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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