well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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