let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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