Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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