I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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