Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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