I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
God, I missed his penis.
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