You just made me feel so damn special
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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