I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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