he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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