in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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