But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
