It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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