NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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