His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize