Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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