I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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