My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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