I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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