i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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