I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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