Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It's official drugs can't kill me
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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