forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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