so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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