I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You are the jesus of drinking
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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