she smelled like a LAN party
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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