Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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