i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
dude. I can hear the air.
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