Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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