Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yo dont text me then not text me
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Randomize