He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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