so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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