i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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