If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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