watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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