You're completely useless in the revolution.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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