We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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