i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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