Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
