So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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