and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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