Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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