So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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