Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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