I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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